First Round: K.O. Winner: Female

Arguments.  We get into them all the time.  Usually with women, specifically the women we love.  Why?  BECAUSE THEY TURN THINGS INTO GIANT ARGUMENTS AND THEN THEY HATE YOU.  Until that changes and they love you again.  The more you apologize and try to make things better the angrier they get.  It's like they WANT you to not care that you angered them and if you DO care then they are like "NOOOOO YOU CAN'T FUCKING CARE YOUR THE DEVIL!"

Its extremely unfair to all the guys who try their very best to keep their women happy. Its impossible to think that no man will ever make a woman angry, but the very least she can do is allow you to make it up to her. I think the main issue lies in the fact that women think differently than men, we want to make them happy but they we only do so because we erred in the first place. believe me, if we knew we'd screwed up, we wouldn't have done it in the first place, I promise.

The main reason, WE MEN ARE IDIOTS, WE DO NOT THINK THIS WILL UPSET YOU, IF WE DID WE WOULD NOT DO IT.  They don't care however.  They would rather be angry with you for years, weeks, days, hours, minutes, seconds, etc.

I think that list probably should have gone in the opposite direction...


 Worst of all, they KNOW it will upset you.  They KNOW that you will not be able to be happy until things are fixed, but they do not care.  They want you miserable until they feel better.  Is it fair?  NO.  Is it understandable?  YES.  Their minds work different than ours and as such they interpret things differently.  Is that our fault?  NO.

Well, we have to do our best to understand them...


FUCK UNDERSTANDING.  I'LL TRY TO UNDERSTAND WHEN THEY TRY TO UNDERSTAND US.

 Of course, you cant tell them that, because then that would be admitting they've also made mistakes. And now I get the backlash from the angry female population ready to castrate me because I've insulted them. I honestly believe women take things much farther than they need to. I understand we need to understand, but try to understand we don't always understand. That made sense to me, I hope you understood. 


Bottom line: Guys make mistakes, but please at least let us apologize. We're trying, honestly

Pretty much, Yeah.