Sisters. if you have them you probably hate them. They can be annoying, but its funny how quickly that changes to protection when they start dating a guy; we go from "i hate my family" to CARRY A FUCKING TAZER
Or baseball bat, for the economic control freak
Why? is it because we know how we act towards the girls we date? we know deep down that if they act like we do we'll have to kill them? or cuz we worry about the worst?
but it's funny how that one small thing can make you mature in teh span of two seconds from squabbling kids to overprotective sibling, if you can call wanting to break someone in two maturing that is.
It seems hypocritical to me to know that guys act one way around women they like, yet act indignant should another guy approach his sister in such a way. I'm not especially fond of my sister, but heaven help the young suitor who knocks on my door asking about her. The reason we get so protective, is that we know what their plans are, and in a depth that we're not proud of
If we dont want someone to use or mistreat our sisters then why dont we treat our dates and gf's the way we want our family treated; probably because we are horribly selfish individuals
i know i would kill my next door neighbor for a slice of pie
doesnt even have to be a big slice
or a pie im particularly fond of
i just want the fuckin pie
Some of us have higher standards, I demand the whole pie before agreeing to homicide.
its why the world is falling apart and our country sucks. we have this innate sense of patriotism towards a government that has instilled us with this intense belief that we can police the world and take all the pie. we have people willing to give their lives in this quest for pie. AND THEY DONT GET ANY OF THAT FUCKIN PIE.
Wait, what?
Is it human nature to suck and be narcissistic? itd explain our belief that there is a god who made us IN HIS IMAGE? I mean come on. If there is a supreme being then how come no one looks the same? how come no is the same? if we all look like one being then we would all be the same but we want to believe we are perfect n not animals with a god complex
Somehow, something went wrong here...
We should treat the women we like better. and hope in turn, that our sisters are treated better.... but you best go buy that gun just in case. cuz guys totally suck
Its difficult to call the guys our sisters date on their flaws when guys in general have such a negative reputation for taking advantage of women. I know not all men out their are swine, but we're all too familiar with ones that are. And as such, if those boys want to steal the innocent flower of purity that are our sisters, they'll have to...
on second thought, women are hardly innocent. She was probably asking for it anyway. I just dont want to know about it
Friday, January 14, 2011
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Can you feel your arteries clogging with shame?
Most everyone has had a job in fast food at one point in their life. So you will all totally get this. IT BLOWS. I mean seriously, fast food sucks. Your customers are morons, they make messes, they can barely read, its like being at daycare! How many times have you made a mess and left it at home? probably not that often, but you get at mcdonalds n its like someone open up the ketchup floodgates. what are you having a food fight while my backs turned or sumthin? its disgusting
No one likes working in fast food, its actually a scientifically proven fact. No, really, the Milgram Experiment demonstrated that people will respond to authority figures directing them to act in a manner against their normal moral judgement. Since working at a 'quick-service' restaurant is just about the least one can amount to and everyone has authority over you, you literally have the morals/free will crushed out of you.
And on top of that, the smell of grease traps is truly sickening.
it also proves Darwinian theory of us evolving from monkeys. You wanna show a christain their god is a lie? take them into a public restroom. We still fling our poo :P
The sad part is, he's not kidding about the poo thing, I've seen it.The general ignorance of people is staggering, and honestly, the reason most people disregard workers is because they assume we're also ignorant and rude. Dont get me wrong, for the most part, fast food workers can be real assholes who think they have better things to do. That does not mean its okay to treat them like crap. Common courtesy is a thing of the past, much like common sense. The sandwich has on it what it shows in the picture, the one you were just staring at. *sigh* Any closing thoughts?
hmmm.... next time you get fast food. give us a tip. some cash. clean up after yourselves..... or we WILL SHIT ON YOUR BATHROOM WALL MOTHERFUCKER!
All I'm asking, is for a little respect. We're doing this because we have to, its not like we enjoy killing you with cholesterol. Unless you're just rude, in which case, we enjoy it very much.
No one likes working in fast food, its actually a scientifically proven fact. No, really, the Milgram Experiment demonstrated that people will respond to authority figures directing them to act in a manner against their normal moral judgement. Since working at a 'quick-service' restaurant is just about the least one can amount to and everyone has authority over you, you literally have the morals/free will crushed out of you.
And on top of that, the smell of grease traps is truly sickening.
it also proves Darwinian theory of us evolving from monkeys. You wanna show a christain their god is a lie? take them into a public restroom. We still fling our poo :P
The sad part is, he's not kidding about the poo thing, I've seen it.The general ignorance of people is staggering, and honestly, the reason most people disregard workers is because they assume we're also ignorant and rude. Dont get me wrong, for the most part, fast food workers can be real assholes who think they have better things to do. That does not mean its okay to treat them like crap. Common courtesy is a thing of the past, much like common sense. The sandwich has on it what it shows in the picture, the one you were just staring at. *sigh* Any closing thoughts?
hmmm.... next time you get fast food. give us a tip. some cash. clean up after yourselves..... or we WILL SHIT ON YOUR BATHROOM WALL MOTHERFUCKER!
All I'm asking, is for a little respect. We're doing this because we have to, its not like we enjoy killing you with cholesterol. Unless you're just rude, in which case, we enjoy it very much.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
With Apologies to Mötley Crüe
To start off, I think we should talk about the number 1 thing on the minds of all straight men and lesbians between the ages of 16 12 and 35. To be more specific, how women are insane.
Let the record show that I disapprove of using 'insane' as a catch-all term for relationship issues. However, I will agree that there are far too many 'bitches' who 'be trippin balls'
They always want to complain about their asshole boyfriend to you. I mean, how many times has a chick told you 'my boyfriend frodolukeskywalkerassholevader is such a douche, I wish I could date a guy as nice as you' and you just want to grab them and shake them and say "Well duh, YOU CAN I'm right here", but then you lose that nice guy shit. And its like the world and trends know it, if you're fat all the hotties are with body builders, so you become a body builder, suddenly all the chicks are like "OMG fat guys WTF!" Its like they know, and do it just to screw you over
Women like having best friends, but as soon as you indicate wanting anything more, they freak out and everything gets weird. Maybe guys can learn to appreciate having a good friendship and being happy with just that, but it doesnt seem fair. There are plenty of douchebag guys out there, and even though no guy will ever admit that he is one, sooner or later we all go there. It just seems to us that every girl out there seems determined to find the ones who arent willing to work it out, and would just rather complain about how much their boyfriend sucks rather than being more selective before committing. They turn to friends, and say "I'm glad I have you" when the guy can't help but think "I'm so much better for you." In the end, everyone ends up depressed, and this is where Three Days' Grace comes from.
Moral to the story: Focusing on relationships distracts from everything else in your life, and complicates even the simplest thing
Moral to the story: women are insane
Let the record show that I disapprove of using 'insane' as a catch-all term for relationship issues. However, I will agree that there are far too many 'bitches' who 'be trippin balls'
They always want to complain about their asshole boyfriend to you. I mean, how many times has a chick told you 'my boyfriend frodolukeskywalkerassholevader is such a douche, I wish I could date a guy as nice as you' and you just want to grab them and shake them and say "Well duh, YOU CAN I'm right here", but then you lose that nice guy shit. And its like the world and trends know it, if you're fat all the hotties are with body builders, so you become a body builder, suddenly all the chicks are like "OMG fat guys WTF!" Its like they know, and do it just to screw you over
Women like having best friends, but as soon as you indicate wanting anything more, they freak out and everything gets weird. Maybe guys can learn to appreciate having a good friendship and being happy with just that, but it doesnt seem fair. There are plenty of douchebag guys out there, and even though no guy will ever admit that he is one, sooner or later we all go there. It just seems to us that every girl out there seems determined to find the ones who arent willing to work it out, and would just rather complain about how much their boyfriend sucks rather than being more selective before committing. They turn to friends, and say "I'm glad I have you" when the guy can't help but think "I'm so much better for you." In the end, everyone ends up depressed, and this is where Three Days' Grace comes from.
Moral to the story: Focusing on relationships distracts from everything else in your life, and complicates even the simplest thing
Moral to the story: women are insane
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Yep, Another Blog!
Just another blog, written by a bored twenty-something in a coffee shop. But here's the catch, its a collaboration. TWO wannabe-hipsters for the price of one. Or maybe just twice as much bullshit crammed into one blog, your call.
Anyway, this is just to get our opinions out there, since just telling our friends got old really fast. I cannot promise there will be no references to shows you may not know, and possibly an inside joke that you will not understand. But hey, we're modern youth, and we suck at being original. Hence the blog.
Our only source of originality is the fact that there are two of us. One sane, the other...less sane. No comment on who's who. Use your damn brain and figure it out. So much more fun that way. Also I sorta hate people. Yeah... IT's because you ALL SUCK. Unless you read this then you half suck. Also the non-italicized one has shoes like Rick from Splatterhouse.
And the italicized one has red converse. But enough about shoes, this aint no ladies blog. Basically, we're here to review things. Comment on our daily lives, people, events, movies, and the like. I'll try to make it worth reading, my associate....I make no promises.
But yes, we'll be here to hopefully brighten your day and enlighten you to the drivel spewed out by modern pop-culture. Although probably not.
OOOOH! pop culture is fun. Just don't do it when it's quiet... The POP is loud. AAAAAAnywho.... This will be fun. So read us damnit!
Anyway, this is just to get our opinions out there, since just telling our friends got old really fast. I cannot promise there will be no references to shows you may not know, and possibly an inside joke that you will not understand. But hey, we're modern youth, and we suck at being original. Hence the blog.
Our only source of originality is the fact that there are two of us. One sane, the other...less sane. No comment on who's who. Use your damn brain and figure it out. So much more fun that way. Also I sorta hate people. Yeah... IT's because you ALL SUCK. Unless you read this then you half suck. Also the non-italicized one has shoes like Rick from Splatterhouse.
And the italicized one has red converse. But enough about shoes, this aint no ladies blog. Basically, we're here to review things. Comment on our daily lives, people, events, movies, and the like. I'll try to make it worth reading, my associate....I make no promises.
But yes, we'll be here to hopefully brighten your day and enlighten you to the drivel spewed out by modern pop-culture. Although probably not.
OOOOH! pop culture is fun. Just don't do it when it's quiet... The POP is loud. AAAAAAnywho.... This will be fun. So read us damnit!
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