First Round: K.O. Winner: Female

Arguments.  We get into them all the time.  Usually with women, specifically the women we love.  Why?  BECAUSE THEY TURN THINGS INTO GIANT ARGUMENTS AND THEN THEY HATE YOU.  Until that changes and they love you again.  The more you apologize and try to make things better the angrier they get.  It's like they WANT you to not care that you angered them and if you DO care then they are like "NOOOOO YOU CAN'T FUCKING CARE YOUR THE DEVIL!"

Its extremely unfair to all the guys who try their very best to keep their women happy. Its impossible to think that no man will ever make a woman angry, but the very least she can do is allow you to make it up to her. I think the main issue lies in the fact that women think differently than men, we want to make them happy but they we only do so because we erred in the first place. believe me, if we knew we'd screwed up, we wouldn't have done it in the first place, I promise.

The main reason, WE MEN ARE IDIOTS, WE DO NOT THINK THIS WILL UPSET YOU, IF WE DID WE WOULD NOT DO IT.  They don't care however.  They would rather be angry with you for years, weeks, days, hours, minutes, seconds, etc.

I think that list probably should have gone in the opposite direction...


 Worst of all, they KNOW it will upset you.  They KNOW that you will not be able to be happy until things are fixed, but they do not care.  They want you miserable until they feel better.  Is it fair?  NO.  Is it understandable?  YES.  Their minds work different than ours and as such they interpret things differently.  Is that our fault?  NO.

Well, we have to do our best to understand them...


FUCK UNDERSTANDING.  I'LL TRY TO UNDERSTAND WHEN THEY TRY TO UNDERSTAND US.

 Of course, you cant tell them that, because then that would be admitting they've also made mistakes. And now I get the backlash from the angry female population ready to castrate me because I've insulted them. I honestly believe women take things much farther than they need to. I understand we need to understand, but try to understand we don't always understand. That made sense to me, I hope you understood. 


Bottom line: Guys make mistakes, but please at least let us apologize. We're trying, honestly

Pretty much, Yeah.

Except Us, Listen to Our Opinions

have you ever had something you loved suddenly turn horribly against you?  Favorite food, drink, movie, where one fact u nvr noticed made you find it revolting?  Like you love a certain pizza, but one day a friend tells you it smells like old moldy cheese and u cant eat it anymore?

 or when ur all excited about harry potter, and that old bitch says "Dumbledore's gay", thus making his relationship with Harry extra... "special"

Not an issue for some people, but it does throw the situation into a new light. I think of this phenomenon in a more concrete sense. For example, you may love Mexican food. Then one day your friend comments the ground beef looks like shit. That would ruin almost anyone's appetite for chimichangas. Though in that case, the quality of your food selection is equal to the appearance of the food...shit

This brings up the question of how much of our own opinions are based on the opinions of others. Maybe you have a secret love, but dont want anyone to know for fear of being judged. A guilty pleasure. But why does it have to be a guilty one? Why are we ashamed of what we enjoy?

because we give other peoples opinions more credibilty than our own. why?

What about critics, who are supposedly better versed in the subject than we are? Do their opinions count more than ours, or our friends?

hpw about Kickass? great movie :)  but universally deadpanned by many critics

Well, if you want to call it great....

 DUDE little girls who kill things rock!!!!!!

I'm just saying I see why it was poorly reviewed, all it contained was little girls killing things tied together with a kid getting his ass beat as he tried to play superhero. And then lets throw in a jetpack, because why not?

JETPACKS ROCK!!!!!!!!

....I will concede that point. Jetpacks do rock. But I think the point of the matter is, everyone has their own tastes, and there is no universal good or bad label. Even people with similar tastes dont agree on everything, and you can never rely on someone elses opinion to form your own. I think the worst part is that we allow other peoples opinions to affect our own. Not avoiding something we hear is no good, but letting their judgement change our opinion without realizing it. You might have actually liked the second and third Pirates of the Caribbean movies, if everyone around you had said how terrible they were

I agree, but its our fault for being weak willed sheep. we need to stay up n fight for our opinions. n kill those who stand against us

As always, we here at PointlesslyTrendy do not condone killing. 

i condone killing. of everyone

Just, trust your own opinion, dont let people make up you mind for you. If possible, dont even seek out reviews, they affect your judgement without you even realizing it at times. And please, dont kill anyone who thinks differently

Not Yet Dead

Well, so much for the whole once a week update thing

Believe it or not, despite the ample amount of time we both spend online, neither myself nor my compatriot have really been in contact to plan a joint post, hence why I am alone tonight. Its so cold, out there by yourself on the interwebz.

At any rate, we've briefly hit on a couple topics for upcoming posts, and I will use all persuasive methods necessary to return to his duty of aiding me in making these posts a bit more amusing and occasionally even adding something useful to discussions.

But since you came here to...I'm actually not sure why you came here, presumably no one's updated their Facebook status in a while, so you've got five minutes to kill. So, to make this post worth reading, here's my opinion on immigration.

Just kidding, we're not discussing anything nearly as controversial as that.

Two things on their mind. Well one thing, but twice

Sisters. if you have them you probably hate them.  They can be annoying, but its funny how quickly that changes to protection when they start dating a guy; we go from "i hate my family" to CARRY A FUCKING TAZER


Or baseball bat, for the economic control freak

Why? is it because we know how we act towards the girls we date? we know deep down that if they act like we do we'll have to kill them? or cuz we worry about the worst?
 but it's funny how that one small thing can make you mature in teh span of two seconds from squabbling kids to overprotective sibling, if you can call wanting to break someone in two maturing that is. 


It seems hypocritical to me to know that guys act one way around women they like, yet act indignant should another guy approach his sister in such a way. I'm not especially fond of my sister, but heaven help the young suitor who knocks on my door asking about her. The reason we get so protective, is that we know what their plans are, and in a depth that we're not proud of


If we dont want someone to use or mistreat our sisters then why dont we treat our dates and gf's the way we want our family treated; probably because we are horribly selfish individuals
 i know i would kill my next door neighbor for a slice of pie
 doesnt even have to be a big slice
 or a  pie im particularly fond of
 i just want the fuckin pie


Some of us have higher standards, I demand the whole pie before agreeing to homicide.

 its why the world is falling apart and our country sucks.  we have this innate sense of patriotism towards a government that has instilled us with this intense belief that we can police the world and take all the pie. we have people willing to give their lives in this quest for pie.  AND THEY DONT GET ANY OF THAT FUCKIN PIE.


Wait, what?

Is it human nature to suck and be narcissistic? itd explain our belief that there is a god who made us IN HIS IMAGE? I mean come on. If there is a supreme being then how come no one looks the same? how come no is the same? if we all look like one being then we would all be the same but we want to believe we are perfect  n not animals with a god complex


Somehow, something went wrong here...

We should treat the women we like better.  and hope in turn, that our sisters are treated better.... but you best go buy that gun just in case. cuz guys totally suck


Its difficult to call the guys our sisters date on their flaws when guys in general have such a negative reputation for taking advantage of women. I know not all men out their are swine, but we're all too familiar with ones that are. And as such, if those boys want to steal the innocent flower of purity that are our sisters, they'll have to...
on second thought, women are hardly innocent. She was probably asking for it anyway. I just dont want to know about it

Can you feel your arteries clogging with shame?

Most everyone has had a job in fast food at one point in their life.  So you will all totally get this. IT BLOWS.  I mean seriously, fast food sucks.  Your customers are morons, they make messes, they can barely read, its like being at daycare!  How many times have you made a mess and left it at home?  probably not that often, but you get at mcdonalds n its like someone open up the ketchup floodgates.  what are you having a food fight while my backs turned or sumthin? its disgusting


No one likes working in fast food, its actually a scientifically proven fact. No, really, the Milgram Experiment demonstrated that people will respond to authority figures directing them to act in a manner against their normal moral judgement. Since working at a 'quick-service' restaurant is just about the least one can amount to and everyone has authority over you, you literally have the morals/free will crushed out of you.

And on top of that, the smell of grease traps is truly sickening.

it also proves Darwinian theory of us evolving from monkeys.  You wanna show a christain their god is a lie? take them into a public restroom. We still fling our poo :P


The sad part is, he's not kidding about the poo thing, I've seen it.The general ignorance of people is staggering, and honestly, the reason most people disregard workers is because they assume we're also ignorant and rude. Dont get me wrong, for the most part, fast food workers can be real assholes who think they have better things to do. That does not mean its okay to treat them like crap. Common courtesy is a thing of the past, much like common sense. The sandwich has on it what it shows in the picture, the one you were just staring at. *sigh* Any closing thoughts?

hmmm.... next time you get fast food. give us a tip. some cash. clean up after yourselves..... or we WILL SHIT ON YOUR BATHROOM WALL MOTHERFUCKER!

All I'm asking, is for a little respect. We're doing this because we have to, its not like we enjoy killing you with cholesterol. Unless you're just rude, in which case, we enjoy it very much.

With Apologies to Mötley Crüe

To start off, I think we should talk about the number 1 thing on the minds of all straight men and lesbians between the ages of 16  12 and 35. To be more specific, how women are insane.


Let the record show that I disapprove of using 'insane' as a catch-all term for relationship issues. However, I will agree that there are far too many 'bitches' who 'be trippin balls'

They always want to complain about their asshole boyfriend to you. I mean, how many times has a chick told you 'my boyfriend frodolukeskywalkerassholevader is such a douche, I wish I could date a guy as nice as you' and you just want to grab them and shake them and say "Well duh, YOU CAN I'm right here", but then you lose that nice guy shit. And its like the world and trends know it, if you're fat all the hotties are with body builders, so you become a body builder, suddenly all the chicks are like "OMG fat guys WTF!" Its like they know, and do it just to screw you over


Women like having best friends, but as soon as you indicate wanting anything more, they freak out and everything gets weird. Maybe guys can learn to  appreciate having a good friendship and being happy with just that, but it doesnt seem fair. There are plenty of douchebag guys out there, and even though no guy will ever admit that he is one, sooner or later we all go there. It just seems to us that every girl out there seems determined to find the ones who arent willing to work it out, and would just rather complain about how much their boyfriend sucks rather than being more selective before committing. They turn to friends, and say "I'm glad I have you" when the guy can't help but think "I'm so much better for you." In the end, everyone ends up depressed, and this is where Three Days' Grace comes from.

Moral to the story: Focusing on relationships distracts from everything else in your life, and complicates even the simplest thing
Moral to the story: women are insane

Yep, Another Blog!

Just another blog, written by a bored twenty-something in a coffee shop. But here's the catch, its a collaboration. TWO wannabe-hipsters for the price of one. Or maybe just twice as much bullshit crammed into one blog, your call.

Anyway, this is just to get our opinions out there, since just telling our friends got old really fast. I cannot promise there will be no references to shows you may not know, and possibly an inside joke that you will not understand. But hey, we're modern youth, and we suck at being original. Hence the blog.

Our only source of originality is the fact that there are two of us.  One sane, the other...less sane. No comment on who's who.  Use your damn brain and figure it out.  So much more fun that way.  Also I sorta hate people.  Yeah... IT's because you ALL SUCK.  Unless you read this then you half suck.  Also the non-italicized one has shoes like Rick from Splatterhouse.


And the italicized one has red converse. But enough about shoes, this aint no ladies blog. Basically, we're here to review things. Comment on our daily lives, people, events, movies, and the like. I'll try to make it worth reading, my associate....I make no promises.

But yes, we'll be here to hopefully brighten your day and enlighten you to the drivel spewed out by modern pop-culture. Although probably not.

OOOOH! pop culture is fun.  Just don't do it when it's quiet... The POP is loud.  AAAAAAnywho.... This will be fun. So read us damnit!