Can you feel your arteries clogging with shame?

Most everyone has had a job in fast food at one point in their life.  So you will all totally get this. IT BLOWS.  I mean seriously, fast food sucks.  Your customers are morons, they make messes, they can barely read, its like being at daycare!  How many times have you made a mess and left it at home?  probably not that often, but you get at mcdonalds n its like someone open up the ketchup floodgates.  what are you having a food fight while my backs turned or sumthin? its disgusting


No one likes working in fast food, its actually a scientifically proven fact. No, really, the Milgram Experiment demonstrated that people will respond to authority figures directing them to act in a manner against their normal moral judgement. Since working at a 'quick-service' restaurant is just about the least one can amount to and everyone has authority over you, you literally have the morals/free will crushed out of you.

And on top of that, the smell of grease traps is truly sickening.

it also proves Darwinian theory of us evolving from monkeys.  You wanna show a christain their god is a lie? take them into a public restroom. We still fling our poo :P


The sad part is, he's not kidding about the poo thing, I've seen it.The general ignorance of people is staggering, and honestly, the reason most people disregard workers is because they assume we're also ignorant and rude. Dont get me wrong, for the most part, fast food workers can be real assholes who think they have better things to do. That does not mean its okay to treat them like crap. Common courtesy is a thing of the past, much like common sense. The sandwich has on it what it shows in the picture, the one you were just staring at. *sigh* Any closing thoughts?

hmmm.... next time you get fast food. give us a tip. some cash. clean up after yourselves..... or we WILL SHIT ON YOUR BATHROOM WALL MOTHERFUCKER!

All I'm asking, is for a little respect. We're doing this because we have to, its not like we enjoy killing you with cholesterol. Unless you're just rude, in which case, we enjoy it very much.