Let the record show that I disapprove of using 'insane' as a catch-all term for relationship issues. However, I will agree that there are far too many 'bitches' who 'be trippin balls'
They always want to complain about their asshole boyfriend to you. I mean, how many times has a chick told you 'my boyfriend frodolukeskywalkerassholevader is such a douche, I wish I could date a guy as nice as you' and you just want to grab them and shake them and say "Well duh, YOU CAN I'm right here", but then you lose that nice guy shit. And its like the world and trends know it, if you're fat all the hotties are with body builders, so you become a body builder, suddenly all the chicks are like "OMG fat guys WTF!" Its like they know, and do it just to screw you over
Women like having best friends, but as soon as you indicate wanting anything more, they freak out and everything gets weird. Maybe guys can learn to appreciate having a good friendship and being happy with just that, but it doesnt seem fair. There are plenty of douchebag guys out there, and even though no guy will ever admit that he is one, sooner or later we all go there. It just seems to us that every girl out there seems determined to find the ones who arent willing to work it out, and would just rather complain about how much their boyfriend sucks rather than being more selective before committing. They turn to friends, and say "I'm glad I have you" when the guy can't help but think "I'm so much better for you." In the end, everyone ends up depressed, and this is where Three Days' Grace comes from.
Moral to the story: Focusing on relationships distracts from everything else in your life, and complicates even the simplest thing
Moral to the story: women are insane
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