Two things on their mind. Well one thing, but twice

Sisters. if you have them you probably hate them.  They can be annoying, but its funny how quickly that changes to protection when they start dating a guy; we go from "i hate my family" to CARRY A FUCKING TAZER


Or baseball bat, for the economic control freak

Why? is it because we know how we act towards the girls we date? we know deep down that if they act like we do we'll have to kill them? or cuz we worry about the worst?
 but it's funny how that one small thing can make you mature in teh span of two seconds from squabbling kids to overprotective sibling, if you can call wanting to break someone in two maturing that is. 


It seems hypocritical to me to know that guys act one way around women they like, yet act indignant should another guy approach his sister in such a way. I'm not especially fond of my sister, but heaven help the young suitor who knocks on my door asking about her. The reason we get so protective, is that we know what their plans are, and in a depth that we're not proud of


If we dont want someone to use or mistreat our sisters then why dont we treat our dates and gf's the way we want our family treated; probably because we are horribly selfish individuals
 i know i would kill my next door neighbor for a slice of pie
 doesnt even have to be a big slice
 or a  pie im particularly fond of
 i just want the fuckin pie


Some of us have higher standards, I demand the whole pie before agreeing to homicide.

 its why the world is falling apart and our country sucks.  we have this innate sense of patriotism towards a government that has instilled us with this intense belief that we can police the world and take all the pie. we have people willing to give their lives in this quest for pie.  AND THEY DONT GET ANY OF THAT FUCKIN PIE.


Wait, what?

Is it human nature to suck and be narcissistic? itd explain our belief that there is a god who made us IN HIS IMAGE? I mean come on. If there is a supreme being then how come no one looks the same? how come no is the same? if we all look like one being then we would all be the same but we want to believe we are perfect  n not animals with a god complex


Somehow, something went wrong here...

We should treat the women we like better.  and hope in turn, that our sisters are treated better.... but you best go buy that gun just in case. cuz guys totally suck


Its difficult to call the guys our sisters date on their flaws when guys in general have such a negative reputation for taking advantage of women. I know not all men out their are swine, but we're all too familiar with ones that are. And as such, if those boys want to steal the innocent flower of purity that are our sisters, they'll have to...
on second thought, women are hardly innocent. She was probably asking for it anyway. I just dont want to know about it